Okay, so today begins my much needed long weekend! I cannot wait to get in the car and drive, drive, drive outta town!! *big grins* Got the mixed cd's burned, clothes packed, still working on the choice of what to knit at the cottage:
-Shawl for Kev's Grandmother
-Socks
-Lizard Ridge
-Alien Illusion Scarf for a Friend's birthday
-Socks
-Tuscany Shawl in my Glacier Sea Silk (thank you Amy for clearing up the guage thing!!!)
-Socks
-More Socks?!?!?!
Hmmm...looking like I'll be taking at least a pair of socks to work on. Might try that Speed Demon Saffron colourway first...at any rate, I think all of the above are portable and in desperate need of progress.
In the meantime, kick back and prepare your stomach muscles for some serious laughing. Here is Stacy's entry which we awarded first place in the Fantasy Island Contest:
MESSAGE
IN A BARREL
Fiji(AP) – A barrel containing a
large fabric scroll washed ashore today at Tubakula Beach on
the south side of the island. Local officials are divided over whether the
message is in earnest or an elaborate hoax planned by the local knitting
community. Laina Knowles, owner of the local yarn shop, says the message was
produced using two fingering weight yarns in Fair
Isle”. A local group, known
to the customers of Ms. Knowles’ shop as The Muggles, believe her statement
shows complicity in the manufacture of the message, which they believe is a
marketing stunt for her store. The message is reproduced in its entirety
here:
Real funny. It’s been 10
years, and we’re ready to leave the island now. If that proves impossible,
please send more needles, as the boys have broken many of them on coconuts and
clam shells. Oh, and another Barbara Walker Treasury would be nice – I’ve knit
all the patterns in the third one twice now.
We
had a hard time of it at first, until we discovered that the garnet Rowan Calmer
could be woven into sturdy ropes. That helped us get the tree house together –
the wild boars were a bit of trouble for us before that. But now, we just lob
coconuts down at them using our yarn slingshots from the safety of our
platforms. The ropes have also proven useful for rappelling down the south
cliff into the pirate caves. I made some bags from the ocean Handmaiden Sea
Silk for gathering the treasure.
Between the Sea Silk,
Calmer, and cream Louet Gems Pearl, I was able to outfit our tree house in
comfort. We sleep on knit beds stuffed with our soft and comfy Louet Gems
stash. In addition, I’ve knit pillows, toys, blankets, towels, and washcloths
over the years. The Gems makes soft and comfy clothes, the Sea Silk mesmerizes
me with its colors – even after all these years - and the Rowan Calmer gives me
my cottony goodness with a bit of sproing. Every set of shorts, shirts, undies
and shawls were a joy to make. The hammocks for our “deck” and the beach were a
little more difficult, but we managed by first weaving ropes from the yarn, as
we did for the tree house. The acrylic in the Calmer is helping it to wear well
– technology has its uses. Plus, the cotton is good for daywear on the island.
I save the wool for our chillier nights. Over the years, I’ve knit a lot of
clothes for us… thank goodness for how well these yarns wear! The only item
I’ve had to reproduce several times is John’s swimwear… the monkeys keep making
off with it. They appear to believe blue-green knit speedos are appropriate
monkey headgear. (Here is where Morrighana dies of laughter...again...)
We’ve adapted pretty well
to living on the island – our Calmer bridge over the giant chasm to the east
took us a few years to build, but it was well worth it. The rope swing out past
the waterfall and into the lagoon is quite the ride. Between the fish we net in
the lagoon (the Sea Silk blends right in) and the nuts and berries we gather in our Gems pearl bags, we eat pretty well. John thinks he can cover a pit trap with a knitted square
and some foliage… if he’s right we might change the island boars from an
effective parenting tool (“If you two don’t settle down we’ll lower you to the
boars”) to a nice dinner.
Of
course, not every idea has been successful. We got a little desperate at about
three years ago and attempted to knit a hot air balloon to use as a signal.
However, I couldn’t get a tight enough gauge with any of the yarns, and we had
to abandon the project. We settled for the giant knitted message on the beach –
you can still see it from the air today: “HELP: SEND BOAT OR
CHOCOLATE.”
So,
we’re sending out this message and hoping for the best.
~Stacy and family
Hee hee hee! Thanks again Stacy and congratulations to everyone! I hope you all have a fantastic weekend. I'll be back in the blog again on Monday to let you know what kind of progress I made this weekend on whatever it is I take with me this weekend. Until then...
All good things,
Morrighana
Somewhere in the Bahamas, our luxury cruiser, the
Destroyer, has foundered on a picturesque beach. Palm trees sway, the surf
gently caresses the sand, and crabs the color of paprika cavort in tide pools.
We, however, are miffed. We were working for SMERSH on a contract basis, until
James Bond came along and upset things with that Dr. No business. Now, they're
cleaning that mess up and aren't returning our calls. So, a few weeks ago, we
decided to go freelance. Since we were vacationing in Nassau, we thought we'd
check out the islands in the area and see if anything appropriate for a
nefarious base of operations caught our eye. Nothing really has, and last night
we'd decided to head to 


mind kept drifting to all the yarns you had talked about in your emails. My distraction by this during the movie was absolutely no comment on my feelings towards the film. I LOVE the Pirates of the Caribbean series, but (Kev, you might want to skip this next part of the fantasy...er...sentence) my mind kept drifting to images of a luxurious pirate island covered in all those amazing fibers with Johnny Depp feeding me grapes and Mai Tai's while I knitted to my hearts content. How could anyone not get distracted by THAT bit of imagery! Ha ha! I have a twisted little mind, don't I? (Kev, you can resume reading now.) *evil grin*
150gm of Handmaiden SeaSilk in Glacier. Um, can we say DROOL?!?! I've wanted to touch this stuff in person for ever! This stuff is for me. I was thinking of using it for the beaded scarf in the "No Sheep for You" book by Amy Singer, but it looks like I won't have enough. Guess I'll just have to find another use for it. In the meantime, I'm just going to hold it, and love it, and try not to get any more drool on it than I already have. Ha ha!
the yarn that will be knit up into a shawl for Kev's grandma. I never was able to find the Rose Garden colourway for SeaSilk, but this stuff is 100% silk and oooohhhhh soooooo purdy.


island. It'll be comfy, don't worry. I think there's a hammock over there, lots of Daquaris, even a pool boy to wait on you if you like! So, as well as the hammock etc, you have all the knitting supplies you need: blocking boards, rust free pins, tape measures, scissors, you name it...but there is a catch...
How long do I have to come up with my Yarn Island Fantasy?
Beside Alfonse is the little sheep figurine for the second place winner. Both will be accompanied by yarny goodness (of course!) and first place will get a copy of the Harlot's new book (as mentioned yesterday I'm going to try to get it signed by the Stephanie Pearl-McPhee herself at the gathering coming up in Toronto.) 

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